Surprise -you've got Covid...
For the past three days, I have had a slight cough, chills, nausea, and body aches. Thinking nothing of I t, just a cold or mild case of the flu, I told myself, so I took some Dayquil and decided to ride it out. I mean, I had all of my shots -and boosters for both covid and the flu. So, what was the worst it could be?
Then today, on a lark, I am talking to a good friend, and he
suggested I might want to get tested. No problems, I thought; I had 5 of those
test kits. So, pulling on out, I downloaded the app and discovered that all five
kits were long expired. Well damn, I am only slightly hardheaded, so I doubled
down on the Dayquil and took a space on the coach. As the TV watched me, I went
in and out of sleep, in and out of dizziness, and the other systems continued …only
slightly muted in response to the medication.
Enough, even I can read the tea leaves. And these were not
looking good. So, I contacted my doctor and got an appointment at a local
Walgreens. After filling out a load of paperwork, I finally got to see a Nurse Practitioner.
We chit-chatted while she swabbed my nose and filled out the symptoms. Within
10 minutes, she says -Surprise, you’ve got Covid. I responded -that’s not
funny. She said she was not joking. And so, after three years, I have finally
succumbed to this era’s dreaded disease. I will be on a crap load of
medication, 4 tablets twice daily, for five days. After that, quarantine, then five
days after, masked.
Hey, shat a nice surprise. But I will survive.
RDC
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